Monday, September 19, 2016

Dear Diary


I have been told that I need to cure a disease that is ravaging my life: singleness.

So I tried dating sites.

Here's what I wrote:

"I have a thousand books. If that excites you, call me. If it doesn't, don't."

No one called.

Wonder why?

2 comments:

Victoria Snelling said...

Why is singleness a disease that needs to be cured?

Martin Willoughby said...

It isn't. Some people seem to think that.