I pulled a muscle in my groin on Saturday night. Dancing. In my bedroom. To the Barron Knights.
Feel free to laugh.
I could barely walk on Sunday due to the pain and I've taken a taxi to and from work for the past two days.
I'm okay now though.
And that is the most interesting thing that has happened since last week.
Isn't there a desperate, middle-aged, female librarian out there who wants me?