Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Dear Diary


I pulled a muscle in my groin on Saturday night. Dancing. In my bedroom. To the Barron Knights.

Feel free to laugh.

I could barely walk on Sunday due to the pain and I've taken a taxi to and from work for the past two days.

I'm okay now though.

And that is the most interesting thing that has happened since last week.

Isn't there a desperate, middle-aged, female librarian out there who wants me?


VEG said...

Oh I bet there's a cute, middle-aged librarian out there who would. Whether she'd have you after the Barron Knights confession though...that's another story. :) Feel better! And ouch.

Martin Willoughby said...

I did say desperate! :)