HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! Or, as we call it in the UK: Happy 'we let you win the war cause you're our little brother and mum told us to' Day.
I have a carpet in my bedroom. No longer do I have to wear slippers, I can let my toes be buried in the warm lushness of artificial fibres.
To celebrate the laying of the carpet (and independence day I suppose), let's have some fun.
And on that note, I bid you adieu and wish you a great weekend...oh yeah, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.