BLEURGH and double BLEURGH.
As if that wasn't enough I spent all of Wednesday night in Salford Royal Accident and Emergency due to a very painful stomach cramp, getting back to the hotel at 2.00am. Turns out I have a small blockage in my colon which I can flush out. In the meantime, it's painkillers when I feel a twinge.
Despite that, I am laughing, especially at the photos I've dragged off the interweb-thingy so I can share them with you.
Have a great weekend.