First up, the news.
- Disney have developed a technique to let you talk to someone by sticking your finger in their ear. Why?
- Mind control could soon be a reality.
- A link between the size of a father's testicles and how active he is in bringing up his children has been suggested by scientists. The smaller the better apparently.
- How would you like to see 14 heartwarming photos? I thought you might.
And on that note, I bid you adieu and wish you a weekend of fun and laughter.