Three one act plays, three nights, one excited actor...that's me by the way.
Tonight I get onstage and ham my way through 15 minutes of gun-toting enthusiasm whilst selling encyclopaedias to two miserable men with no jobs and no money. During this time I read about Florence, Florin, Flotsam and Michaelangelo's David.
After getting my money and admitting to having sex with a lot of women, I exit the stage, leaving the other two full of enthusiasm.
Thankfully I don't have to do the can-can.
I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.