Sunday, December 04, 2016

Book Sale - Now On

You may have noticed that I'm an author. If you haven't noticed, I'm an author.

I have two books out on release at the moment, and both of the kindle versions are on sale at the outrageously cheap price of 99p in the UK and 99c in the US.

Treat yourself to an early christmas present.

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Tempers Fugit
From Bubble Books 
Kindle and Paperback

Alan Carla and Mae are being dragged through time again...and they're fed up with it.

Alan (the father) wants a quiet life, Mae (the daughter) wants to meet her parents and Carla (the mother) wants to kill someone...very, very slowly. In the background sits Harold Kennedy, pulling the levers on his time machine as he plays with the lives of others as it is his destiny to do so.

Carla has had problems with her temper since the inquisition removed a piece of her brain, but she's beginning to realise that being alone is not such a good idea after all. Mae is a straight talking, simple girl who was born six months ago and is now nineteen, and has a cute little robot for a pet...if your definition of cute is the ability to incinerate a T-Rex. Alan is a successful author who has written about the future all his adult life, mainly because he was sent there when he was fourteen and got involved in a space battle.

How will it end? Will Mae's parents get married? Will Harold fulfil his destiny? Will Igor protect Mae? When will God drop in for tea?

All these and many more questions will be answered when you read Tempers Fugit.




Apollo the Thirteenth.
From Bubble Books
Kindle edition

Alan, Carla and Mae are back, but wish they weren't. Harold's mucking about with them and their lives, Furteen's up to her usual tricks and God gets seriously involved.

Not only that, but a rogue archaeologist from Earth is trying to discredit Alan's knowledge by using an old Apollo Lander that shouldn't be there.

Action, adventure, comedy and romance are all involved as Alan and his family make another brave attempt at normality. Who will win, how many will die and what do God's cupcakes taste like?

Friday, December 02, 2016

Friday Fun

Well, my apprentice has fled the nest. He no longer meeds me. Which means I can treat him like an adult and hurt him harder. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wonder why I always get asked to play the bad guys at the theatre group?

On with the fun.
























































































And with that noble idea I wish you a great weekend.